something that can’t be spoken but written
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(differences between boys and girls ^_^ fun to read!)

Girls Language
when i run away from you, follow me…
when i pout my lips, kiss me…
when i kick, hug me tight…
when i call you crazy, i’m crazy about you…
when i am silent, i’m thinking of how to say i
love you…
when i ignore you, i want all your attention…
when i pull away, grab me by the waist and tell
me
you’ll never let me go…
when you see me at my worst, tell me i’m
beautiful…
when i scream at you, tell me you love me…
when you see me walking, sneak up behind me
and
rest your head on my shoulder.
if i don’t call you, i’m waiting by the phone for
your call…
when i’m scared, hold me by the waist…
when i look like something’s matter, kiss me
and
tell me everything will be alright…
while i hold your hands, play with my fingers…

I know its kind of lame…but this is what girls
are trying to say…so boys please read this and
treat your girlfriend nicely…and I know what you
think, its a lot easier if we say it straight
ahead, but then u lost the fun part hahaha…

Men Language
When i am silent… that means i want you to just
be quiet for a second will you?

When i ignore you… i’m doing something else. do
you really want a jobless guy that does nothing
all day long but sit around you and talk sweet to you?

When i run away from you, you stay away for now

When i complain about something, i want you to
help me fix it. I don’t need symphaty, i need a
f***in’ solution

When i stare into your eyes, that means you’re
sexy today

When i grab you and wrap my arm around your waist,
that means your diet is working

When i’m scared, call me a wussy and tell me to go
home to my mommy. That’ll make me brave again
really fast.

When i look like something’s matter, make me
coffee, don’t ask me too much questions, and have
trust in me that I will get it sorted out.

If I don’t call you… that means I don’t have
anything interesting to talk about at the moment

When you see me walking, walk beside me and grab
my hand, make me proud of having you by my side

When you walk beside me and you see my friend/
your friend/ our friend, grab my waist and lean on
my arm. Nothing can make a guy feel better than
seeing his friends jealous.

When i pull away, that means you have bad odour.
Did you forget your deodorant again?

I know it’s kind of rude, but it’s what men are
trying to say. We’re men and we’re never afraid to
stand up for what we want. Or do you want a wussy
boy by your side?

Men repost this if you’re not a wussy

December 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm